So, I am going to salute this Mercury retrograde with my middle fingers.
Why? Because I have a theme song. I do. It’s true. My theme song is “SEXY BACK” by my friend JT. I kid you not.
So, in light of all that has gone wrong apparently with my life and yours… I thought that I would have a little contest.
The “F*@K RETROGRADE:WE HAVE A THEME SONG” contest.
Tell me why your theme song is what it is and some story about it.
Wanna know what 1 lucky winner wins? a 4 month subscription to the CRAZY 8’s club. NO JOKE. I need to pull the good karma train out of the station.
Here is an example of an entry” Sexy Back is Mama-E’s theme song because JT makes her crazy! It is my ring tone for my phone… and one day while visiting the cowboy’s pre-school class the phone rang, and rang, and a room full of 20 four year olds started getting their groove on while the phone hid in the bottom of my purse… the teachers tried to hide their laughter with little success.”
Now.. your turn. Songs and stories can be left in the comments. Winner will be drawn on Tuesday!